Mandy Moment #57849
I’m behind on a deadline. I’m pretty sure you all know that. Also, this project is cursed.
I was on my way home yesterday and stopped to pick up a pizza for the boys. While there I spotted a soda fridge and decided Root Beer sounded perfect. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve had soda in the last 3 years. I bought it, opened it BEFORE I got in my SUV and took a sip. All seemed well. I screwed the lid back on and set it carefully in my drink holder.
So, I’m driving home on the highway and decide to take another sip. I open it and this time it explodes all over my chin, my neck, my chest, pools in my bra, runs down me to my girlie bits and then settles in my ass, pooling there as I’m driving. Total p*rn pop shot moment here but with soda so sans any type of hotness.
Now, I’m sure there is a special kind of fetish group for this, but I’m not a member and don’t find it sexy. It was just sticky and cold and did I mention sticky?
I was so close to home I just kept going with more and more of it pooling at my butt area as I drove. When I pulled in and got out of the SUV I looked like I’d wet my pants and the dogs had a particularly keen interest in my butt area.
I went to grab coffee this morning and while I thought I had it all cleaned out of my SUV, I apparently missed a spot because I sat in sticky–again.
I stand by my statement that this current project I’m working on is cursed.